Unlimited Free Space: Comprehensive Waterfront Plan
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ND |
What about that other Hun that called up for my place? |
| VJ |
The architect guy? |
| ND |
Did you know they call German "Huns"? |
| BK |
Huns? |
| VJ |
Hans? Heinz? |
| ND |
No, Huns. Like Attila. |
| VJ |
Hans und grete. Ja! |
| ND |
No, not Hansel and Gretel. Attila the Hun. You know Attila the Hun. Right? |
| BK |
Yeah. Attila. |
| ND |
Attila. Okay? That's American slang for Germans. Maybe it's from Hansa. I don't know. You know: niggers. Honkies. Honkies are white people. Crackers. Peckerwoods. Those are all white people. Then you have Limeys for Irish. |
| BK |
Limeys? |
| ND |
I mean for English people. Mickies or Paddies for Irish people. |
| VJ |
Look! a party boat. |
| BK |
Maybe we should do the party boat. |
| ND |
And Germans are called Huns and Krauts. |
| BK |
Krauts! |
| VJ |
Sauerkrauts! |
| ND |
They also call Germans Krauts. But Hun, you know, like Attila the Hun. He came to Germany. So that's why the Germans like to make war. Because they're Huns. |
| VJ |
How do you spell? |
| ND |
H-u-n. French are Froggies. |
| BK |
Froggies? |
| ND |
Frogs. |
| BK |
Why? |
| ND |
Because they eat frogs' legs. It's gross to eat frogs' legs. Italians - there's a million names for Italians. There's almost more names for Italians than any other ones. Guineas, tallies, spaghetti benders. |
| BK |
Yeah. That's the same as us. |
| ND |
Greaseballs. Wops. They call em Wops because they came over without a passport. So wop stands for W-O-P: with out passport. |
| BK |
Wop. |
| ND |
South Americans are spics. Wetbacks. |
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Modified December 23, 1997