Don't dispare young world man will protect you from the harsh cruelness of the Y2K bug.
Because of my extensive . . . what are you looking at? . . .because of my extensive knowledge on the way of the world and technology.
I have discovered that the Y2K hysteria is merely a ploy to distract attention from the coming of the
Mumms.
The goal of the Mumms is to disrupt the magnetic stability of earth's atomsphere and cause the mass
deletion of all computer generated and recorded information currently held so dearly by the humans.
As the protector of all that is good and invisible and real and underattack and ignored and miserable and
frightened and overweight and healthy and good and right and delicious, I will protect you. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.
The Mumms do not know I exist. That will be their downfall.