broccoli eater

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Posted by bojangles on June 22, 1997 at 12:05:30:

I love to eat broccoli, it dosen't matter what time in the day, where I am, or who I'm with. But I don't need to be naked, not completely naked anyway. But I like my face to be naked because I eat broccoli lightly steamed with italian dressing. That's just for a snack though. Broccoli on a baked potato with margarine and maybe cheese. But I should start eating tofu "cheese". The other day my friend told me that the enzymes from cheese come from the fourth stomach of the cow. Cheese used to be mmm mmm good. Now I just feel like it's disgusting. Like the feeling you get after you eat a chocolate chip cookie, and you are drinking a big yummy glass of milk and suddenly realize that you are drinking mucus from the utter of a cow. It's a nasty feeling.
I am not that keen on eating grapes alot because I always associate grapes with the purple ones and I am not too keen on them because I tend to eat the skin off grapes and then use the middle for a drippy quenching sensation but the purple ones are just too damn bitter. I'm not that interested in playing cards. Except I find spit fascinating even though I suck at it. It's probably because of who taught it to me. She looked like a fairy and played at amazing speeds. I had no chance. I love broccoli. But don't cook it for too long. The nutrients get sucked out when you cook them too long. I always thought they were little trees. Mmm mmm broccoli.