DMV

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Posted by pointless on February 15, 1998 at 14:19:15:

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV. Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean. Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream. And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee -call it pointless
When I need relief I spell it THC. Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean. I sit back and smoke away huge chucks of memory. As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy. -call it pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle greese. There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese. Now, lifes a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries. Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV. -call it pointless
I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV. ANyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean. I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen. And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee. -call it pointless